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Genesis – Chapter 6.1


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Genesis – Chapter 6


Through a very painful process that GOD no longer allows men to suffer from, men began to have any sons and populate the world. GOD decided that some children should be women too, and gave unto them the burden of … Continue reading

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Genesis – Chapter 5


Many people were born, and they were related to… and lived this many years. Person                                            Son of     … Continue reading

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Genesis – Chapter 4


Adam and Eve enjoyed copious amounts of sex, and Eve eventually became pregnant.  They didn’t know what exactly was happening, Eve started to be sick all morning and gain weight and Adam was curiously attracted to her.  One day Eve … Continue reading

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Genesis – Chapter 3


On the morning of the 10th day, the woman awoke next to the man and as he slept she went to gather food.  The woman brought back food, and began to talk about the next day, and how they would … Continue reading

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Genesis – Chapter 2


On the 8th day, GOD woke with a terrible hangover, and saw all the gifts laid out on his new planet.  There were trees and plants of all variety, and creatures crawling about the land and swimming in the great … Continue reading

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Genesis – Chapter 1


Georgiano Olivicious Denario was a lonely man.  Being a magical and all powerful being in control of the entirety of existence is a lonely pedestal to be on.  Sure, he had some slightly less magical neighbors but all-in-all, he was “the … Continue reading

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